• Helper: What do you mean by damp face?
  • Me: Huh?
  • Helper: Damp face
  • Me: Your face is dumb
  • Helper: No, damp face
  • Me: Your face is shit?
  • Helper: NO! DAMP face
  • Me: OOOooh you slightly wet your face
  • Helper: Aaah. Hay nako.

my-endless-eternity:

carcinog3n3ticist:

keshawnrob:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

l3nvi:

phillywillygasp:

yunomaekfunwitmii:

gaymerlag:

kebinu:

jkimisyellow:

floptina:

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

ITS EVEN BETTER IN GIF FORM

god i love this post XD

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

Khaki Scouts by *Montygog

Khaki Scouts by *Montygog

Omg. YM!Tumblr…

Omg. YM!Tumblr…

(Source: apolloablaze)

(Source: tlrledbetter)

itslaurenslife:

keepme—wherethelightis:

forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

This.

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(Source: paralysedbeaver)

qinni:

Adventure Time!

Done in watercolour | More daily sketches here

I took some liberty with their cloths. This is another stripe of extra watercolour paper I decided to cut-out, this time in the shape of Adventure Time’s sword :D.

Homestuck by ~Quere

Homestuck by ~Quere

Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away

(Source: vampirevvekend)

meladoodle:

dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’

sweet-pea-soup: crossing off one of 70 or so comic ideas I’ve been saving up over the past 5+ years

sweet-pea-soup:

crossing off one of 70 or so comic ideas I’ve been saving up over the past 5+ years