thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

opsci:

modern au - cosette 

Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP

israelmekaniko:

"MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"

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#MedyoJinggoy

Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.

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#MedyoParanoid

Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!

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#MedyoMayabang

languidity:

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

Don’t compare your Chapter 1 to someone else’s Chapter 20. —(via asdfghjkllove)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

TIPS KUNG PAANO LUMANDI WITH DIGNITY

israelmekaniko:

  1. Kapag makikipagchat, wag masyadong magkwento tungkol sa sarili. Wala siyang pakialam sa patay na kuko mo. Magtanong ng kahit ano tungkol sa kanya para mapahaba ang usapan.
  2. Para kang double-dead na zombie kapag walang emoticons sa mga chat mo. Iba ang dating ng, “musta araw mo” sa “musta araw mo?…

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.

foresity:

Sunset over the Grand Tetons || 

foresity:

Snake River Overlook || 

mariechapuis:

Clown

pleatedjeans:

22 Times Tumblr Users Reported Back From the Real World

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